Sexy Pattycake: Fifty Shades of Cake Premium Video
If you’re looking for that special Valentine’s Day gift to yourself, you can watch Pattycake fuck a cake.
Fifty Shades of Cake, her newest Premium Video, came out today, and she literally fucks her dessert in a wedding dress! This is 38-minutes of wet and wessy heaven, if you’re into that sort of thing. If you’re not, she still is shaking her PAWG ass like I’ve never seen as she grinds down on a dildo sticking out of the cake after she sucks out some sweet white cream. I guess Pattycake isn’t as much of a fan of candles, as she is of blowing.
Remember, you have to be a member to purchase her Premium Videos, and they are only available for a short time. Pattycake, also, very rarely re-releases them, so you better download it now!
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Sexy Pattycake: Dirty Politician: Erection Day Premium Video
This election has left a bad taste in virtually everyone’s mouth. Most people voting today seem to be doing it begrudgingly. Well, once you’re done with this election, Pattycake wants to help you with your erection! She will wash that taste of your mouth with deliciously messy chocolate!
We’ve replaced debates over stimulus packages like in 2008, with pussy grabbing. Well, Pattycake will stimulate your package while grabbing her pussy!
Afraid of what’s going to happen to the job market? Pattycake has you covered with all the best jobs…foot jobs, hand jobs and blowjobs!
America may (or may never) become great again. It all depends on where you are sitting. But, this new Premium video from Pattycake will definitely make orgasms great again!
Clocking in at over 30 minutes, this video has her shedding her red hat and lady suit, and washing away 2016 with some chocolate syrup in the shower. She finally goes to town with that giant red dildo she’s been teasing lately, too.
Remember, she pulls her premium videos after a short time, so you better get on this now! It’s also available only for members to purchase ($24.95), so you have to join her site to buy it!
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Sexy Pattycake: Daddy’s Lil Monster: Volume 1 Premium Video
Where Does She Get Those Wonderful Toys?
This is her longest and biggest premium video to date. Inspired by the Suicide Squad version of Harley Quinn, Daddy’s Lil Monster is split into two volumes (ala Kill Bill), each clocking in at 20 mins!
Pattycake brings the madness as she cosplays as the Joker’s puddin’ while also getting naughty with actual pudding and a few of his favorite toys!
Volume 1 is out today, and only available until August 15th, then Volume 2 drops for a limited time the next day!
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Sexy Pattycake: Ghostgushers Limited Time Only Video
Ghostbusters (2016) was the movie you got that you didn’t want. Ghostgushers by Sexy Pattycake is the video you had no idea you wanted!
It’s really hard to even describe this new Limited Time Only video.
Pattycake is in the shower in her Janine Melnitz cosplay sucking on a ghost’s cock. Yes, a ghost cock!
From the green ectoplasm goo that squirts all over her face and boobs, let’s just assume she was blowing Slimer. He’s now the ghost with the most! Patty must’ve really enjoyed that BOOkkake, because she rips her shirt open and starts masturbating with the slime, giving herself an ectoorgasm!
Remember, she only keeps these videos up a week or so…better download now before it disappears!
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Sexy Pattycake: SeXy Psylocke Premium Video
Update 09/23/18: You can now download Pattycake’s SeXy Psylocke Premium video from her store! It was only available to members for a short time in 2016 when it was released. Now everyone can download it here!
Will our heroine cum through?
Braddock Bradcock. You may know her better as SeXy Psylocke!
After losing her psychic battle with a strange pink sentient alien symbiote, who is out to corrupt the mutants of Earth-69 in the Multiverse and turn them into horny sex zombies, SeXy Psylocke falls to the floor in the shower needing to release a Phoenix Force amount of sexual energy. Nuff said!
This sexy cosplay video is 15-minutes long and features Pattycake fucking herself through a slit in the crotch of the costume. She’s also covered in pink slime, while the shower water pours down on her. A dream come true for wet and messy fetish fans.
You can only purchase this video if you are a member of her site, and it’s only going to be available for a short time.
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Bailey Knox: Belated Birthday Bad Girl
Everyone wish Bailey Knox a happy belated birthday! She is so nice to share her cake with all of us. No plates, though, so you will have to lick it all off her sexy body! Looks like she got a brand new Hitachi vibrator to play with, too! Hmm, wonder what happened to that Hypnatchi?
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Nikki Sims: Cleaning Boobs Video
Though Carrie’s mom refers to them as “Dirty Pillows“, Nikki Sims makes sure to keep her big boobs especially clean! She gets right in the kitchen sink: squirting them down with water before squeezing soap between her cleavage. Nikki even receives a helping hand getting topless and lathering up her tits so as not to miss a single spot!
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Kari Sweets: Kari’s Birthday Suit Ultimate Collection
Kari Sweets is a Pisces ready to celebrate her 19th birthday…forever. It’s amazing how tight her body is, because she really loves cake. Though, she did get more on her boobs than in her mouth: the wet and messy diet. I heard a story that the Ultimate Warrior would smash a piece of cake in his massive hands then sniff it to get that sugar high THROUGH HIS NOSTRILS OF DOOM!
This updated gallery has an additional 152 new unseen pics (278 total) of Kari Sweets covered in icing in her birthday suit. This girl definitely knows how to dress for the occasion!
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Sexy Pattycake: 50 Shades of Patty Zipset Video
Despite being blatant plagiarism fan fiction of the Twilight series, the Fifty Shades of Grey books have, no doubt, made women across America very horny. Once the first book came out, I started getting random late night texts from ex-girlfriends looking to play out their newly developed BDSM fantasies. Sure, why not?
But, Pattycake wanted to give something back to the guys out there who may be tired of hearing about the casting drama (Jax Teller, really?), and endless advertising about the new Fifty Shades movie.
Her new 50 Shades of Patty video was released today and gives her own spin on the story while covering it in grey goo! Even though all I could think about watching was her getting fucked by the T-1000 from Terminator 2, and I had to look up steel ben wa balls on Google, this zip certainly has something for everyone. They go in the pussy and not in the butt, by the way. I couldn’t quite tell from the angle the guy was shoving them inside her. You learn something new everyday…
It clocks in at over 30-mins long and features Pattycake tied to her bed, molested and spanked by mystery man hands, then masturbating with grey goo for the wet and messy crowd. Check out the trailer below!
