Sexy Pattycake: 50 Shades of Patty Zipset Video

Despite being blatant plagiarism fan fiction of the Twilight series, the Fifty Shades of Grey books have, no doubt, made women across America very horny. Once the first book came out, I started getting random late night texts from ex-girlfriends looking to play out their newly developed BDSM fantasies. Sure, why not?

But, Pattycake wanted to give something back to the guys out there who may be tired of hearing about the casting drama (Jax Teller, really?), and endless advertising about the new Fifty Shades movie.

Her new 50 Shades of Patty video was released today and gives her own spin on the story while covering it in grey goo! Even though all I could think about watching was her getting fucked by the T-1000 from Terminator 2, and I had to look up steel ben wa balls on Google, this zip certainly has something for everyone. They go in the pussy and not in the butt, by the way. I couldn’t quite tell from the angle the guy was shoving them inside her. You learn something new everyday…

It clocks in at over 30-mins long and features Pattycake tied to her bed, molested and spanked by mystery man hands, then masturbating with grey goo for the wet and messy crowd. Check out the trailer below!