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Brooke Marks: Artoo

So, apparently there’s a new Star Wars movie coming out tomorrow? I had no idea! Just kidding. You can’t escape the power of the Darkside of Disney’s marketing machine. But, at least it finally got Brooke Marks playing with “toys” in her bed. No spoilers, but…they may not be the toys you are looking for! Unless, of course, you love seeing vintage Kenner figures taken out of their boxes.

There might actually be a fetish for that, but not for me. I’m on eBay every day checking out how much my graded and unpunched R2-D2 from 1978 is worth. I don’t want to see that Stormtrooper naked and unwrapped! She did what to an Imperial Guard!? Good thing I can just focus on Brooke’s sexy tight tanlined ass to relieve my collector’s anxiety!

Posted On: December 16, 2015 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: R2DU

sexy-pattycake-r2d2 So, I used up all my bad best Star Wars puns on the Bathing Leia video, but Pattycake is still super excited for A Force Awakens. Now she’s cosplaying as the droid everyone is really looking for: R2-D2! Sorry, soccer ball. She’s atop her steps in R2-D2 gear, and wearing sheer pantyhose pantyless ready to unleash the force on that dildosaber. No true Jedi (or fangirl) should be without one.

You know how R2 used that pneumatic ejection tube to secretly smuggle Luke Skywalker’s lightsaber onto the Khetanna Sail Barge? Sure you do, just check out the gif! Well, Pattycake recreates that epic scene from Return of the Jedi like only she can. I think you know where I’m going with this…

Posted On: December 13, 2015 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Bathing Leia Premium Video

Pattycake just dropped the most epic Star Wars inspired fan video since Ghyslain Raza picked up a broomstick! Cosplaying as the Princess Leia of your wettest dreams, Pattycake uses her dildosaber in the bath till the Force is pulsing all through her wet sexy body….or maybe she’s really cumming to the darkside!

Bathing Leia is a premium 30-minute video that is only available for purchase to members of her site. Everyone is going crazy for it, though, so you might want to grab your glowing blue lightsaber and let her awaken the Force in your pants!

Posted On: November 30, 2015 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Slave Pattycake

Pattycake is a huge Star Wars fangirl. She’s so excited about The Force Awakens sequel that she busted out the legendary Princess Leia slave bikini from Return of the Jedi. There is also a premium video of Slave Pattycake cosplay dropping tomorrow! She can jabba my hut, anytime.

Posted On: November 28, 2015 with No Comments
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Brooke Marks: 10/30/15 Halloween Camshow: Fro2-D2 Video

Brooke Marks cosplayed as R2-D2 and played around with her new BB-8 droid toy during her Star Wars themed Halloween camshow. I’ve been looking for these droids!

Posted On: October 31, 2015 with No Comments
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Brooke Marks: 09/23/15 Camshow: Welcome Home BB-8 Video

When the trailer for Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens dropped last November, there were two things everyone was talking about: the triblade lightsaber and the adorable orange and white rolling droid.

We came to find out that it’s an updated astromech droid named BB-8. The internet fell instantly in love with the soccer ball of the future (or long ago and far, far away), and thus the merchandising also awakens. Toy company Sphero has released a fully functional app controlled robot that moves just like in the movie! $150 and he’s all yours. But, if you can’t afford that, Brooke Marks got her hands on one and unboxed it during her latest camwshow. She’s like the new Disney Collector for fanboys…with boners.

Posted On: September 24, 2015 with No Comments
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Misty Gates: Princess Leia Orgasma Solo

May 4th is a special day in Star Wars fandom. “May the Fourth be with you.” Get it? Misty Gates plays her geek card well with her Princess Leia Organa Orgasma Solo cosplay. Check out dat ass, you scruffy-looking Nerf herders!

Posted On: May 4, 2015 with No Comments
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