Sexy Pattycake: R2DU

So, I used up all my bad best Star Wars puns on the Bathing Leia video, but Pattycake is still super excited for A Force Awakens. Now she’s cosplaying as the droid everyone is really looking for: R2-D2! Sorry, soccer ball. She’s atop her steps in R2-D2 gear, and wearing sheer pantyhose pantyless ready to unleash the force on that dildosaber. No true Jedi (or fangirl) should be without one.

You know how R2 used that pneumatic ejection tube to secretly smuggle Luke Skywalker’s lightsaber onto the Khetanna Sail Barge? Sure you do, just check out the gif! Well, Pattycake recreates that epic scene from Return of the Jedi like only she can. I think you know where I’m going with this…