Sexy Pattycake: Cream Pies Video

Pattycake is world-renowned for her WAM (Wet and Messy) videos. People just love seeing her take a beer bath, or pour egg nog all over her big boobs. Tis the season! But, what they love the most is when Pattycake gets smashed with cream pies. No, not the kind you find on Reality Kings, or that cause a frantic trip to an all-hours CVS at 3AM. I’m talking actual pies smashed in her face!

Besides the Teenage Mutant Ninja Tutles inspired April’s Ooze zipset from last year, she hasn’t posted many WAM videos lately. Luckily, this one was recently discovered on a lost hard drive. So, even though it’s from the 4:3 era back in the day, it’s never-been-seen before now! Pattycake goes topless to get all wet and messy by smashing cream pies all over herself! Have your Thanksgiving dessert a bit early. As Michael Cole would say, “Vintage Pattycake!”