Sexy Pattycake: Darth Patty: Cum To The Dark Side Premium Video
Poor Luke Skywalker
Darth Patty finds new uses for her lightsaber before submitting fully to the Emperor on her knees. With her mouth wide-open, she still ends up with his midi-chlorians all over her face! Sith semen?
Be happy you still have both your hands and get ready to feel the Force of sexual enjoyment on this Cyber Monday. Remember, Pattycake’s premium videos are only available for a limited time!
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Sexy Pattycake: Dirty Politician V Limited Time Only Video
With the 2016 election finally over and Trumpageddon ready to be written into the history books, Pattycake finishes up her Dirty Politician series with a new Limited Time Only video.
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Sexy Pattycake: Dirty Politician: Erection Day Premium Video
This election has left a bad taste in virtually everyone’s mouth. Most people voting today seem to be doing it begrudgingly. Well, once you’re done with this election, Pattycake wants to help you with your erection! She will wash that taste of your mouth with deliciously messy chocolate!
We’ve replaced debates over stimulus packages like in 2008, with pussy grabbing. Well, Pattycake will stimulate your package while grabbing her pussy!
Afraid of what’s going to happen to the job market? Pattycake has you covered with all the best jobs…foot jobs, hand jobs and blowjobs!
America may (or may never) become great again. It all depends on where you are sitting. But, this new Premium video from Pattycake will definitely make orgasms great again!
Clocking in at over 30 minutes, this video has her shedding her red hat and lady suit, and washing away 2016 with some chocolate syrup in the shower. She finally goes to town with that giant red dildo she’s been teasing lately, too.
Remember, she pulls her premium videos after a short time, so you better get on this now! It’s also available only for members to purchase ($24.95), so you have to join her site to buy it!
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Sexy Pattycake: Dirty Politician
Trump and Clinton won’t even get this down and dirty! On Election Day, Monday November 7 (or 28th if you’re voting for Trump), Pattycake has something very special planned to help you forget about whoever wins this crazy election. It will be the last hurrah before we end up in a nuclear war with Russia, either way.
She will make orgasms great again on November 7, 2016!
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Sexy Pattycake: Dirty Politician III Video
Even though I think Pattycake will make the domestic budget bulge (because she makes everything bulge) if she is elected, there definitely wouldn’t be an email scandal. Patty posts all her dirty messages on her members forum for everyone to read.
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Sexy Pattycake: Dirty Politician II Video
Pattycake understands that in 2016 politics being good at wagging your dick is almost as important as grabbing them by the pussy! Check out her new campaign video stroking for your votes!
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Bailey Knox: Pagan Pussy
Forget Halloween, Bailey Knox is looking to celebrate Samhain like the Pagans originally intended…Sign of Thorn rituals and all!
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Sexy Pattycake: Dirty Politician Video
Pattycake gets nasty as a dirty politician. She wants to “Make Orgasms Great Again!” #MOGA
Pop a tic tac and watch Patty peel her tight miniskirt over her big round ass. Just don’t try to grab her by the pussy.
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Sexy Pattycake: Hit The Showers II Limited Time Only Video
In her newest Limited Time Only video, Pattycake hits the showers in a face-down, ass-up masturbation extravaganza! PAWG! Download now, might be gone tomorrow…
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Nikki Sims: White Tee
Nikki Sims is all the antioxidants you need when she dresses up in white tea. Oh, it’s actually…tee, as in tee-shirt? Whoops, nevermind!
Did you notice that the color of Nikki’s shoes match the turquoise couch exactly? I like to pretend her feet were turned into chameleons by an evil witch. Hey, i’ve seen stranger things, like the time Brooke Marks dated a Nic Cage pillow. Things get pretty weird here on NIPS. I need to go to bed now.
