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Sexy Pattycake: Dirty Politician V Limited Time Only Video

With the 2016 election finally over and Trumpageddon ready to be written into the history books, Pattycake finishes up her Dirty Politician series with a new Limited Time Only video.
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Posted On: November 12, 2016 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Dirty Politician: Erection Day Premium Video

This election has left a bad taste in virtually everyone’s mouth. Most people voting today seem to be doing it begrudgingly. Well, once you’re done with this election, Pattycake wants to help you with your erection! She will wash that taste of your mouth with deliciously messy chocolate!

We’ve replaced debates over stimulus packages like in 2008, with pussy grabbing. Well, Pattycake will stimulate your package while grabbing her pussy!

Afraid of what’s going to happen to the job market? Pattycake has you covered with all the best jobs…foot jobs, hand jobs and blowjobs!

America may (or may never) become great again. It all depends on where you are sitting. But, this new Premium video from Pattycake will definitely make orgasms great again!

Clocking in at over 30 minutes, this video has her shedding her red hat and lady suit, and washing away 2016 with some chocolate syrup in the shower. She finally goes to town with that giant red dildo she’s been teasing lately, too.

Remember, she pulls her premium videos after a short time, so you better get on this now! It’s also available only for members to purchase ($24.95), so you have to join her site to buy it!

Posted On: November 8, 2016 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Dirty Politician II

Erection Day…I mean Election Day is upon us. If you can’t find it in your head or heart for whom to vote, listen to your penis. Vote Pattycake!

Posted On: November 7, 2016 with No Comments
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Meet Madden: Football

Madden looks ready for some football. Are you ready for Madden? I just thought of this, but if she married the legendary John Madden, her name would be Madden Madden. Woah!

Posted On: November 7, 2016 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Dirty Politician IV Video

As Election Day draws near, Pattycake makes her final push to move up the poles! She has something very special planned for that day…check out her new Premium video trailer!

Posted On: November 4, 2016 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Dirty Politician

Trump and Clinton won’t even get this down and dirty! On Election Day, Monday November 7 (or 28th if you’re voting for Trump), Pattycake has something very special planned to help you forget about whoever wins this crazy election. It will be the last hurrah before we end up in a nuclear war with Russia, either way.

She will make orgasms great again on November 7, 2016!

Posted On: October 31, 2016 with No Comments
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Meet Madden: Skull Keeper

Madden, maker of boners, keeper of skulls? She’s a sexy little black widow, looking for her prey. Watch out!

Posted On: October 31, 2016 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Dirty Politician III Video

Even though I think Pattycake will make the domestic budget bulge (because she makes everything bulge) if she is elected, there definitely wouldn’t be an email scandal. Patty posts all her dirty messages on her members forum for everyone to read.

Posted On: October 28, 2016 with No Comments
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Meet Madden: Wet Yoga Pants Video

Madden wets down her white yoga pants with baby oil. Tighty whities!

Posted On: October 26, 2016 with No Comments
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Sexy Pattycake: Dirty Politician II Video

Pattycake understands that in 2016 politics being good at wagging your dick is almost as important as grabbing them by the pussy! Check out her new campaign video stroking for your votes!

Posted On: October 25, 2016 with No Comments
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