Sexy Pattycake: No Problems

Pattycake knows the deal. As blazoned on her shirt, no boyfriend, no problems. No one to stop her from showing off her phat ass, or covering her nipples with bandaids. Those are for our safety, by the way. I think if she ever went full topless, the sight would be so glorious that our faces would melt like Arnold Ernst Toht opening the Ark of the Covenant in Raiders of the Lost Ark.