Ken Bone Gets Boner
Ken Bone, the affable bespectacled chubster with an affinity for red sweaters, stole the heart of the internet during last week’s Presidential Shit Show Debate when he asked the nominees about their energy policies. But now, the warriors of our current culture of shame and reporters of sensationalized trash news from all the major media outlets have set their sights on him.
It started out so good, too! He made a round of positive appearances on news programs and late night talkshows, and received a solicitation from Courtney Stodden to be the Ken to her Barbie.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BLX8gkEh1sm/
He also was offered $100,000 to appear on the adult cam network CamSoda, aka the Tab Cola of camsites. MFC4Life! In any case, he declined.
By Thursday, however, the magic started to wear off when it was reported that he accepted free rides to tweet about Uber’s new uberSELECT service. CNN Money, which should be reporting business news, went out of their way to label him a “sell out” while admitting he didn’t accept any actual money for the tweet. Ace reporting.
Things really blew up after Ken Bone did an AMA on Reddit, though. He used an old username that had quite a sordid history. “Sordid” meaning making some dad jokes about pregnant woman being “beautiful human submarines” on a Preggoporn subreddit, and saying he liked seeing Jennifer Lawrence’s butthole when her hacked pics were leaked during the Fappening. In context, he was making jokes. Along with all these new rules we have to live by or be shamed by a vocal minority of Social Justice Warriors, men are no longer allowed to like actresses’ buttholes. Hugh Mungus, wot?
Now, he’s being shamed and painted as a pervert by journalistic institutions like CBS News, Fox News, CNN Money (again), the New York fucking Times! Even Maxim, of all places, piled it on.
He’s just a regular guy who asked a question at a debate, an innocent nonpartisan question about energy. You may ask yourself, what does this story have to do with NIPS, and whatever color goo Pattycake is playing with this month (I’m guessing it will be orange and black)? Well, first they come to take away your memes, then they come to take your porn! Yes, even the preggoporn! Besides, there is a pic of Courtney Stodden in her underwear and you can find the Jennifer Lawrence nudes if you click around a bit. See her butthole in all its glory(hole?)!
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Carlotta Champagne: Chive On Tee Video
“Keep Calm and Chive On” (KCCO) is the rally cry of fans of theChive from around the world. However, it’s kind of a hard (literally and figuratively) to keep calm when Carlotta Champagne is jumping on her bed and lifting up her Chive shirt to flash those big boobs!
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Nikki Sims: Lotioned Tits Video
Nikki Sims squirts lotion on her nips then tries to shake it off! I’d like to see Taylor Swift try this! Nikki’s boobs are gonna bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce…
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Nikki Sims: Webcam from 10/10/16
Nikki Sims peeled off her nipple tape during her live webcam show this week. X marks the nips!
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Nikki Sims: Cargo Pants
Nikki Sims slides down her cargo pants in the woods to show off the tanlines on her tight ass.
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Nikki Sims: Tainted Love Video
Nikki Sims bounces around topless to Marylin Manson’s version of the Soft Cell classic, Tainted Love.
I stripped the audio in the preview video because too much of a gray area with copyright.
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Nikki Sims: White Tee
Nikki Sims is all the antioxidants you need when she dresses up in white tea. Oh, it’s actually…tee, as in tee-shirt? Whoops, nevermind!
Did you notice that the color of Nikki’s shoes match the turquoise couch exactly? I like to pretend her feet were turned into chameleons by an evil witch. Hey, i’ve seen stranger things, like the time Brooke Marks dated a Nic Cage pillow. Things get pretty weird here on NIPS. I need to go to bed now.
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Nikki Sims: Popsicle Video
Nikki Sims gets a little too wet and messy sucking on a popsicle. So, she takes her shirt off and melts it between her sticky cleavage.
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Nikki Sims: Webcam from 09/26/16
Nikki Sims went full spread eagle before touching herself live on webcam!
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Nikki Sims: Ready For Some Football
Nikki Sims is ready for some football. I’m ready for her to get nude!
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