Sexy Pattycake: Darth Patty II

With Rogue One ready to drop next week, the Disney marketing machine is in full Force. See what I did there? They even turned Epcot’s Spaceship Earth ride (the big iconic globe structure in the middle of the park) into an entertainingly functional Death Star! It shoots lasers into the sky!

Even still, the planetary body that can even eclipse the biggest media company ever, is dat ass of Darth Patty! Disney, if you really want to put asses in seats for your yearly Star Wars initiative, I’m sure Pattycake would sell some ad space on that big round billboard!