Sexy Pattycake: Hit The Showers

Usually it’s the ref that tells you to hit the showers after they throw you out of the game. However, Referee Pattycake actually encourages unsportsmanlike conduct, so she’s the one getting in the shower for you. I think she favors the tight ends, though…because dat ass!

You should see how she does the coin toss before the game. That quarter bounces and splits the uprights. Ok, enough bad football puns. I’m going to go score a touchdown now.