Nikki Sims: Go Cubbies

Last year when Javier Baez was called up from the minors to join the Chicago Cubs, manager Joe Maddon told him to “try not to suck.” The advice seemed to work, as Baez hit .333 during the Cubbies 2015 playoff run.

This year, as the Cubs barrel through the regular season with the best record in all of baseball, Nikki Sims tries to give them the extra support to get them to the World Series wearing the slogan on her shirt as she teases with her big boobs and sexy end of summer tanlines.

It’s not lost on me that we wish Nikki would suck more, and “not sucking” is the last thing we want from her…but I’m not going to even go there! Go Cubbies.